Sung to the tune of “Love Potion No. 9″ by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, Modified by WebWendy in parody paradise.

“I took my tripods down to Madame View,
you know that psychic with the gold-post truth
She’s got a pod down on 39-Steps and Vine
Sellin’ little bottles of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

I told her that I was a flop with flicks
I’ve been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm pilot and she made a magic sign
She said “What you need is Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9″

She burnt lawns and learned around and gave me a link
She said “I’m gonna Bling It! up right here using pink”
It smelled like Ballentine, it looked like Squidoo Inc.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn’t know if it was day or night
I started recording everything in sight
But when I kissed the clue at the Fish-Niche Spa so Fine
He broke my little bottle of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9″

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