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This clue, being on Flighline’s blog and all made me feel so patriotic that I just had to write this little tribute for the boys at Flightline and OSI.

Sung to the tune of “Over There”
Words & Music by: George M. Cohan. Parody by WebWendy

“Johnnie get your pin, get your pin, get your pin,
Sell it on the BIN, on the BIN, on the BIN,
Hear them calling you and me;
Every son of Libearty
Hurry right away, no delay, go today,
Make your daddy glad to have had such a plaid
Tell your feedback not to pine,
To be proud her toy’s online.

Chorus:
OSI here, OSI here
Send the keyword, send the keyword,
OSI here
That the hunks are coming,
The hunks are coming,
The moms run streaming everywhere
So prepare,
Stay Adware
Send the keyword,
Send the keyword to be rare
We’ll be Over-ture, we’re coming Over-ture.
And we won’t be back till it’s OSI over there!”

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In the most shocking video clue yet, the worst fears concerning the fate of Jeremy came to pass today when this clue was released. Speculation ran rampant as OSI Rock Stars Marlene and JanieRuth, and I dare include myself, thought that something might have gone “Fowl” with our dear boy Jeremey. Rock Stars had many different reactions to this video. “This has gone too far” protested on outraged Rock Star. Still, others commented on how much the rope and bandana might bring on eBay. Overlooked by Film Noir Director Dany and Vimeo Award Winning Actress Ms. Virgo was the obvious deletion of “Rosemary’s Baby” and “Play Misty For Me” from the list of past inspiration films leading up to this trailored clue.

Don’t worry Jeremy, WebWendy will rescue you. Once I write another Peppershot Potion Number Nine song not even Ms. Virgo will be able to cast her spell checks on you!

Man, what a bad rap JanieRuth and Marlene got for the alleged kidnapping of Jeremy.

This song says it all… Sung to the “Mighty Mouse” song - parody by WebWendy

“Mister Turbo Lister never hangs around
When he hears this Lighty sound.

“Here I come to shave our J”

That means that JR & Marlene are in the way.
Yessir, when there is a wrong to write
JR & Marlene will join the flight!
On the sea or on the land,
They want to get the situation well in hand.
So though Jeremy’s in danger
We never compare
Cause we know that where there’s danger
They are there!
They there!
In the Store!
On the Boards!
What a Pair!
We’re not twittering’ at all
We’re just listenin’ for his call (what calls do prairie dogs make?)
“Here I come to shave our J!”
That means that Mighty Marlene and JR are in the way!”

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Sung to the tune of “Love Potion No. 9″ by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, Modified by WebWendy in parody paradise.

“I took my tripods down to Madame View,
you know that psychic with the gold-post truth
She’s got a pod down on 39-Steps and Vine
Sellin’ little bottles of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

I told her that I was a flop with flicks
I’ve been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm pilot and she made a magic sign
She said “What you need is Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9″

She burnt lawns and learned around and gave me a link
She said “I’m gonna Bling It! up right here using pink”
It smelled like Ballentine, it looked like Squidoo Inc.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn’t know if it was day or night
I started recording everything in sight
But when I kissed the clue at the Fish-Niche Spa so Fine
He broke my little bottle of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9″

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(Sung to the tune “Fame” by Michael Gore and Dean Pitchford) parody by WebWendy

“eBay look at me
And sell me what you see
You ain’t seen the best of me yet
Give me time I’ll make you forget the rest

I got store in me
And you can set the fee
I can catch the fish niche with my hands
Don’t you know who I am

Remember my user name
Frames

I’m gonna sell forever
I’m gonna learn how to Blog
Hi

I feel it coming together
People will see me and flog
Frames

I’m gonna make it to Facebook
Light up the skype with a flame
Frames

I’m gonna sell forever
eBay remember my user name!

eBay sold thy all night
Causes, you can make it right
You can boot me straight to the top
Give me gloves and take all I’ve got to give

eBay I’ll be tough
Too much is not enough
I can wrap your Vase, it won’t break
Ooh I got what it takes

Frames!

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(Sung to the tune of Starry Starry Night by Don McClean - modified by WebWendy)

“Five Starry, Starry night, paint your PayPal blue and grey,
Look out on an eBay day
With eyes that know the bidding on my bowl
Shadows on the BIN
Stretch the fees and the Bidpay bills
Natch free shipping stop those phoney schills
In colors in my showy storefront land

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how YouTube broke our sanity
How you tried to set the clues
They would not download we did not know how
Perhaps they’ll make sense now

Five Starry, starry night
Flaming flicks that brightly blaze
Swirling clues in a Prairie dog’s haze
Reflect in recent buys of china blue
eBay changing dues
Mourning files of slumber gains
Weathered Rock Stars feel no pain
And soon begin to form a Rock Star Brand

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how YouTube broke our sanity
How you tried to set the clues
They would not download they won’t embed now
Perhaps they never will”

Tune in, Turn on, Drop out, Join OSI

Hey, I’m an old hippie, don’t sue me.

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